Closest Office Depot/Office Max 44miles
During the week alcohol isnt sold after 8pm, on the weekends its 10pm and Sunday nothing is sold.
Off the major highways there is no road that is straight for more than 1block.
How do you screw up Taco Bell?
Buffalo Wild Wings: 50miles
Barnes and Noble: 37miles
The world’s 2 largest casinos are in the middle of the woods (reservations)
No HD broadcast television, hardly any broadcast television
Pizza is based on crackers and no sauce, not thick crusts and lots of sauce and ingredients
No BIG department stores
Good paying jobs
Fedex Kinkos: 50miles
Papa Johns: 43 miles
Little Caesars: 40 miles