Connecticut

Closest Office Depot/Office Max 44miles

During the week alcohol isnt sold after 8pm, on the weekends its 10pm and Sunday nothing is sold.

Off the major highways there is no road that is straight for more than 1block.

How do you screw up Taco Bell?

Buffalo Wild Wings: 50miles

Barnes and Noble: 37miles

The world’s 2 largest casinos are in the middle of the woods (reservations)

No HD broadcast television, hardly any broadcast television

Pizza is based on crackers and no sauce, not thick crusts and lots of sauce and ingredients

No BIG department stores

Good paying jobs

Fedex Kinkos: 50miles

Papa Johns: 43 miles

Little Caesars: 40 miles